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The process by which a man or woman intends to lick the ass hole or crack of a woman or man. This is not a unisex thing, girls do this too. This happens when a man or woman is about to, or in the middle or preforming intercourse with their partner. The man or woman goes down to the ass, and begins licking the hole or crack vibrantly.
Man: " Madam, I intend to make your back end happy!"
Woman: " Do you mean to eat the booty ?"
Man: " Why yes, my dear, I do mean that very thing."
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Friend: Hey BoB, make sure you feed my pet lizard while I'm gone.
Bob: Eat Balls!
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The action of an addict who consumes large amounts of pharmaceuticals, by mouth.
"I was eating at least 40 to 50 Vicodins a day before I checked myself into rapid opiate detox."
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Probably some kind of sex act. I don't care. I bet it will be sexualized by the time I return. Please go see a therapist to relieve you of your creepy, pedophilic, disgusting habits.
Is eating food a sex act?
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the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown
also can be used to reject somenoe
lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you
alison: eat a dick
mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick
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Start off by taking the girl to a bed. Take all her clothes off and with your hands and tongue touch/lick every inch of her body except her pussy. Now start kissing her mouth while holding her waist. Slide your mouth down to her breasts your hands to her ass. Now separate her legs. Do NOT touch her pussy at all yet. Trace the inside of her thighs with your tongue or fingertips. She is probably wanting you to start and is begging you. Now place both hands on her boobies. You don't need your hands right now. Separate her pussy lips with your tongue and place your mouth over the opening to her cunt and kiss her like you would on her mouth. Now gently press your tongue down into her cunt. Pull your tongue out and lick around but not on her clit. Slide your hands from her boobs down to her pussy. Be prepared to keep her legs in place. Quickly stick your tongue inside her pussy hole and out. Now do this again but this time very slowly and deeper. She might move her legs and start to scream so keep her legs in place. Wiggle your tongue in there for a bit and take it out. She will be gasping for breath right now so do this one last time but quicker and less deep. Now make your mouth into the shape of an "O" overtop of her clit and suck on it while rubbing her nipples and tits. Now slide your tongue from the back of pussy to the front of it and travel to her boobs. This tells her that you are done.
If this is your first time with your girl you should do this cuz
Example of Eat Out:
Girl #1: Yesterday was the best night of my life!
Girl #2: Why what happened?
Girl #1: Well at first he just undressed me and started kissing and licking me. EVERYWHERE!
Girl #2: Even--
Girl #1: Nooo.. He took FOREVER to get there.. I was about to just shove his head there. But when he did start it was sooo good. He did this thing where he stuck his tongue in me. The first time I didnt expect it but it was real good. The second time i couldnt stop screaming cuz it was so good.
Girl #2: Your so lucky! All my boyfriend does is lick me and play with my boobs. I wish he could eat me out like Jake did to you.
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To eat the pussy or booty out. Usually done by a male/female.
I love them fresh eat groceries.
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