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female munch

a woman who gives nothing but blows and expects fuck all in return

aye she’s a female munch fr

by shssueiejenebe January 27, 2023

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


female enthusiasts

A fanatical fan of females. One who is fearless in their facility to festoon females with fondness.

Akin to an β€œathletic supporter”?

Not to be confused with "Female euthanasia’s" who tend to be LESS enthusiastic in RE: females.

Many female enthusiasts turn to the 1974 epic Caged Heat for a rare peek into the world of HOT WOMEN IN PRISON MOVIES!!!

by Maximoose December 20, 2004

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


female body

Proof there is a God.

Sometimes reserved for vagina or female breasts.

When I see a naked female body, I'm convinced that there is a God. They're all perfect. They're all different, and all perfect because they are made for men.

Some women choose to enjoy them too.

by forhall October 17, 2010

69πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


female blumpkin

The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.

Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.

by andybuchanan1 December 15, 2008

54πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Female Apology

The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.

Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".

So how did it go last night?

It was OK, I didn't get an apology.

How is that OK, she was completely out of line!

It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.

by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009

40πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


He-female

Partially an antonym for shemale. A strongly masculinized short-haired bisexual woman, who wears a suit, a man's hat, pants, a white shirt, a black tie, and entertains the intimate company of some bisexual {slutboy

The Mistress: Kiss your he-female in the neck, slutboy. Come on, come on...

by Ysengrim January 1, 2004

69πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


female ejaculation

Seminal fluid that is excreted from the urethra as a woman reaches the orgasm stage from masturbation or sex; not to be confused with urine, which excretes waste, while this is a clear/milky color

As Susan reached her orgasm, she released a clear liquid. She thought it was urine, but her boyfriend informed her it was female ejaculation.

by theflowrqueen July 18, 2017

48πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž