thats what she said

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

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That's what she said

1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer.

2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.

Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

Elwood: That's what she said!

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Ain't said nothing but a word

A statement used to agree with something another person said. Can be used in a similar fashion as "yes" but is most often used to affirm an opinion or belief someone else has stated.

"You can't always trust your friends. Nobody will have your back like you can." "Girl, you ain't said nothing but a word."

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Because I said so!

An imperious reply that an authority figure --- most often a parent --- impatiently tells someone under his/her care when he does not wish to admit that there is literally no good/valid reason why said dependent should have to comply with the directive, but the authority figure doesn't want to admit it.

Kids are smarter than you think --- if you tell them, "Because I said so!" even just once, they will never trust your judgement again.

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I SAID RIGHT NOW

an angry ass phrase you yell when you want someone to do something RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
the sentence prior must have contained right now
originated from the Need For Speed: Heat trailer, and made popular by it's comment section

friend: hey i need you to get these papers right now

me: its fuck-you friday bud, fuck you.

friend: I SAID RIGHT NOW

Easier said than done

Something that you say when something seems like a good idea but it would be difficult to do.

You can say; I should stop smoking but that's easier said than done.

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“Said” is Very Much Alive

said is very much alive, just highly introverted and to be used sparingly.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

“hey did you hear about the “said” is very much alive movement?”
“no what the actual f##k dude”