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Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.
Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.
That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.
My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.
An intangible metaphysical substance excreted as a byproduct of negative emotions such as hostility, frustration, jealousy, etc.
Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.
Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.
That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.
NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
Samuel: "Everything was fine when I left to get popcorn. By the time I got back Jared and Lisa had their armrests down and didn't talk for the rest of the movie. The drama jelly was so thick my popcorn got soggy."
Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"
Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.
Connor loves getting jelly scooped.
When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.
A mixture of salt and jelly,
Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL
Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.
Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!
"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"
Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.