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To say My king , your referring to OUR king lebron james,
people glaze over this legend , hes the cutest king of them all.
Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even start! Let's talk about the incomparable LeBron James, my king LeBron, the absolute king on the court and the epitome of cuteness. LeBron, oh LeBron, you are simply magnificent! Your presence on the hardwood is like a beacon of light, illuminating the court with your regal grace and undeniable charm. Every move you make is like a stroke of brilliance, leaving us in awe of your unparalleled talent. And off the court, my king LeBron, your generosity and kindness shine through, making you not just a basketball legend, but a true hero in the hearts of fans worldwide. Oh LeBron, my king, you are truly a king among men, and we are forever grateful for the joy and inspiration you bring to us all. Long live the king!
Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.
Lebron Shanquiqui is my best friend.
When a man attempts to get with a tall athlete female so he can create a son with good height and genetics. He then continues to train his son continuously until he becomes the greatest basketball player ever
“Yea Candice isn’t quite pretty but project Lebron has to happy somehow!”
“Has to be worth it, Candice is 6’1!”
Where N0bleN1Njaz lands on goatnite when he drops an easy 30 bomb and gets the dub because hes goated on the sticks
yo kid im dropping lebrons house get ready for the carry
Thinking you're the best in the world and you're going to take over, even though you have no experience or skills.
That helper has Lebronitis. He told me once he learns how to read prints he "won't need me anymore", on his first day as a helper.
People who speak English, but every time they do so, it's in favor of the Chinese Communist Party.
"Did you see fake president Joe Biden's press conference?"
"Yes, he was speaking Lebronics the whole time, reading it off a cheat sheet."