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Running naked behind the person you intend to make love to while attempting to penetrate their available orifice with your penis. Also known as a hot refuel.
Her Parkinson's disease made it much harder to land a mid-air refuel.
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When a short person is surounded by tall people and begins to feel self conscious about his height.
Frankie:(walks to a group of friends)Hey,man you guys are tall.I always feel short around guys.
Ryan: Yea you do look a little shorter than usual
Shaun:You do look pretty short.Im sure you are just having a mid-height crisis
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Something you SHOULD do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else's) toilet
wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
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When you are really tired in the middle of the week and you want it to be over. Or having sex on a Wednesday.
"Wow i would never get threw the week without my mid week hump."
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Basically a mid-life crisis in your teenage years. Thinking about what you're going to do with your life, and where you're going to go from where you are.
When Sally had her mid-youth crisis, she started freaking out about which college she wanted to go to, and which career path to persue.
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The designer Harley-Davidson style motorbike ridden by 40-something Yuppies to prove they're still "Rebels"
Think Tim "The tool man" Taylor and co in "Wild Hogs" riding a
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.
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A sub-species of douche between the ages of 30-45, usually divorced. While this particular douche may have once been a decent human being, the onset of a Mid-life Crisis leads to increasingly douchey behavior and eventually, the transformation into a total douche. The Mid-life Crisis Douche will often begin drinking excessively and/or doing a large quantity of illegal drugs and will sleep with or attempt to sleep with much younger women in order to recapture his youth. He will also become obsessed with the gym and will begin buying expensive, tight fitting clothing to show off his "new physique." He will also have an increasing need to be the center of attention; especially when intoxicated. He often uses humor to gain the attention of those around him, and he often resorts to making jokes at the expense of others to distract himself from his own crippling insecurities. The Mid-life Douche can be spotted in clubs dancing awkwardly next to much younger girls, or in a local bar drinking excessively, laughing at his own jokes, or telling stories of his "conquests." This is a degenerative condition. Once someone begins the slide into Mid-life douchebaggery, it is only a matter of time before they morph into a full blown douchebag.
Man, ever since Sean hit 35 he's started to become a Mid-life douche!
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