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A really hot beautiful gorgeous amazing spectacular perfect man who everyone on earth absolutely adores and loves
The most amazing person you will ever meet. They're funny, kind and give the best advice. They make the best jokes and are always there for you no matter what, and give the best gifts. :)
Person: Who's that?
Person 2: My best friend, Nancy.
There are two types of Nancys: Nancy Wheeler, and an attention seeker pick me.
Yes, both Nancys are extremely beautiful but while Nancy Wheeler does everything and anything flawlessly, any Nancy would try to look as flawless as Nancy Wheeler believing they are basically Nancy Wheeler because they share the same first name.
Boy 1: Bro did you see what Nancy did?
Boy 2: Which one? Nancy from our class or the Nancy Wheeler?
Boy 1: Obviously Nancy Wheeler. She looked so beautiful
The type of person who would withhold emergency funding from tens of millions of people for political gain.
Damn, Nancy just stopped our stimulus checks from happening for the 18th time in the last 3 months, shouldn't she be in jail by now?
Pretty eh person, just there. Is invited to every hangout, pretty nice, but very normal.
Kelly: Why is Nancy at the party?
Elliott: I don't know, I didn't invite them
A Nancy is a South American equivalent of a Megan Markle type.
She is completely useless yet believes the opposite.
A totally manipulative narcissist.
Man that bitch is a total Nancy.
Someone who rules over the entire world. People may not realize it, but she’s the ultimate overlord and has the power to terminate anyone at any time. Be cautious around Nancy; you can’t even begin to comprehend what she’s capable of. She can be incredibly kind, but she can also revoke your livelihood in just one nanosecond. Make sure to be on her good side; her bad side is pretty fatal.
Person A: “Wow! Who’s that overlordly being in the vegetarian aisle?”
Person B: “Oh, that’s just Nancy. She’s not that great.”
Nancy: *eyes flash with anger and begin to shoot lasers at Person B*
Person A: “Whoa, my friend just got terminated by Nancy!”