It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.
Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”
a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other
the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"
Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."
stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.
Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
(noun, verb)
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".
"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"
"Dude that's disgusting!"
When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".