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townies anit all fuckin bad, dey hang round wiv gangs, stick 2 gether when der m8s get in trouble, anit n.e fuckin fing like d people hav written on here bout dem, d clothes dey where anit jus from d market, sum townies av quite abit of money, people say dat townies r prejuduce to goths n pikes n normal people ect.....well fuck up yeh been prejuduce to us!!! to us we are d normal people. not all d burberry townies av r fake n not all d jewellery eitha, u fink u all no wot a townie is well u fuckin know shitall bout dem.
girl townies dont all die their hair blonde, 4 most of us its fukin natural, dey dont all wear fukoff big earrings. dey av decent makeup n fuckin ell u sayin dat we got ache yeh..... well i anit beein funny, but we int d only people who mite hav it, most of dont! dey aint sluts, n dont go round struttin' seeing who dey can pull 4 a quick shag!
guy townies dont go round finkin dey hard. most of dem probably are... der int n.e fing rong wiv d clothes dey wear... its style dese dayz get use 2 it!
townies are proud of who they are and dey aint afraid 2 show it so fuck off!!!
we all livin, so fuck up bein prejuduce against us! u no shitall bout us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! l8trz init
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townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.
townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.
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a white teen who along with their crew try to copy the way of life of black teens. will listen to crappy skank cluber music and be obsessed with modding up crappy cars and dream of driving it when pissed. male townies will select a girl friend and walk with her whilst holdin her hand and also his teeny dick. some boys will be proud of wearing the playboy make and often tuck their trousers into it's socks, maround which is also a fake watch.
townie, the thing wrong with the world, not potheads or skaters or nerds, we all get along if any townies read this (which tey probably can't cos their so inbred) go die in a ditch and rot in hell.
1aarghhhh i hate f#####g townie scum
they should all be shot.
2hey dude wanna kill skallies and townie scum?
yes lets do that and then we go to www.urbandictionary.com and post the message that townies are dead!!
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in scunthorpe townies wear trackies tucked into there socksbaseball caps and nike hoodies or parkers. they dick around but can get bE's cheaper than anyone else so make friends or run
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twat ( they wont start on you, aslong as it stays in the 3:1 ratio
him:you fucking mish mosh get a wash
me:nah im not a mosh but its better then being a townie
him: what did you say wait there let me get my gang and your battered man
me:hmmm your a twat!
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Now where do i start.....? How about the cheap gold jewelry, fake burberry and the threats to all in black? Fair enough i hate townies as much as the next person ( especially wen they come up to you and shout 'gothic' in ur face)but it can't be easy for them payin for all those fags, and that booze.... o sorry i forgot, they nick it.
Shrewsbury is a typical place to find townies in there natural habitat.
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In America: A person who lives in town (as opposed to the suburbs or a ghetto on the outskirts of town) Usually it is used in a derogatory manner, but sometimes it is purely descriptive.
person 1: Where does Jerry live?
Person 2: Oh, he's a townie.
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