fork me

Stick a bunch of penises in your butt at one time. Lmao

Girl or guy get on your knees in a doggystyle position, and get three or four dicks. Then have them shove them all in to your butthole at the same time. Good luck to fork me!

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pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.

"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"

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Large Fork

An unusually large fork.

Jim: Hey Joe, check this unusually Large Fork out I found!
Joe: How exciting!

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Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.

{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably

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forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

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Cunt Fork

The cunt fork is an activity, wherby an individual jams a fork in their Cunt. Great fun

"Ow, i'm so lonely and bored. That fork sure looks shiny, maybe i'll jam it in my cunt."
"hey sweety, can i cunt fork you"

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fork in the brain

the same as having your foot in your mouth, but makes more sense when you are having a typed/written conversation.

When your brain goes haywire during conversation.

I can't believe I just said that. I guess I have a fork in the brain.

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