totes bowser

Something that is very awesome. Most commonly used in Ventura, CA.

Jeff: "How was that cheeseburger?"

Ronaldo: "Dude, it was totes bowser."

Totes Uh-y

An exclamation expressing utter admiration, envy or awe.

Or a word defining the epicness or coolness of an event.

-I just got a new penguin!
-OMG that's totes uh-y bruh!!!

or

-Fluffy socks are totes uh-y

awe epicness coolness admiration totes envy

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

totes mcgots

When someone asks you to do something awesome. Also can mean something awesome.

Eli: Did you see em do that
Bill: It was Totes Mcgots

Totes awse

Totally awesome!

That's totes awse

tote arolla

toyota corolla

you drive a tote arolla to work

totes down

An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.

Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.