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A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.
The only US state where you can legally kill someone if you challenge them to a duel
Arizona is a state in the southwestern US.
California but hotter and less fun
Jim: Yo, lets go to Arizona
Devin: Dude, shut up, nobody cares about Arizona.
Commonly known as HELL where the temperatures can reach about 128 degrees Fahrenheit. (I don't know Celcius I'm American)
Kyle: Hey, have you been to Arizona?
Joe: Oh, do you mean HELL?
The worst place you can live.
Hot for no reason
Worst drivers
Slowest people
and so much more
Them Hispanics are *chefs kiss*
Do not move to arizona or you will regret it.
An overly sweet but tasty snacc
Person 1: "Hey wanna go get an Arizona"
Person 2 "Hell no I just ate a pack of gummy bears and Arizonas have 50000000000 grams of sugar in them"
That one state everyone stereotypes but a lot of famous people live there