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A Whore who wants attention Via Internet.
She/He will say stupid things to get attention.
They will talk about their Depression 24/7
Or talk about killing themselves for no reason.
Tori: Whats wrong?
internet Attention Whore: *rants about depression* And all of that makes me sad
Tori: *tries to help*
Internet Attention whore: Vic Send nudes or ill kill myself i have the rope right here.
Tori: .... Dont hurt yourself
Internet Attention whore: Then send nudes please...
internet Attention whore: So I want to die Because My parents made me break up with someone i love and is forcing me to date this awesomely hot guy instead.
Angel: Ooof :joy:
The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc
I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder
To be an attention seeking bitch means you seek for attention and chat nothink but pure waffle, yu act up and say utter bullshit to make people feel bad for yu but in reality it jus makes everyone hate yu Nd yu get tooken the piss out of for being an “attention seeking bitch” (Gabi)
OMG Gabbie Neale is such an attention seeking bitch, she telling everyone she’s cutting for attention and plays victim to everyone.
Omg guys did you see gabi the attention seeking bitch today crying for no reason at all jus for attention.
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the act of ignoring your teacher, doodling, being on facebook, or otherwise being an irresponsible student, dooming yourself to an F on the test
Dude, I should have been paying attention in class, then I wouldn't be living on the streets
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Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus
Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.
Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder
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A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.
Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**
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A person who puts their name on urban dictionary with tons of thing saying they are kind and beautiful.
PLPL is such an Urban Attention Whore!
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