Bed Condom

The stretchy sheet you put on the mattress of a bed before putting the actual sheets and blankets on it.

Hey, don't lay directly on the mattress, put a bed condom down on it first.

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SHAT THE BED

WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.

TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?

ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.

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tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

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Bed-Stuy

Part of central Brooklyn that is made up of four neighborhoods: Bedford, Stuyvesant Heights, Ocean Hill and Weeksville.

There used to be a lot of riots and crime in Bed-Stuy a few decades ago, but it's better nowadays.

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Shit the Bed

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

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Bed Whore

one who takes over the whole bed when you are trying to sleep in it.

one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.

n: Kim was being such a bed whore last night and I couldn't fall asleep.

v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."

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three-in-a-bed

A threesome as a one-off (so to speak). A three-in-a-bed is a sexual encounter between three people, usually (at least for two of those involved) for the first and last time.

A phrase beloved of the British tabloid press is "three-in-a-bed romp", which stresses bother the impermanence and the (just-for-)fun nature of the experience, thus engaging the sexual interest and desire, the envy and thus the moralising indignation of the newspaper's readers all at once!

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