Rural Dictionary

Blonde Devil

A very hot blonde chick that you dated.
In fact it was perfect until she turned into a raging sociopath and started taking offense at everything you said. Therefore killing your desire to live or even eat or sleep. Truly evil.

Note: can possibly be stopped with food and crappy music.

Everything was going so great for Alayna and I, then one day out of nowhere she kills my dogs, cats, and parents...All because I waited to give her Valentine's present after school. She had truly turned into the Blonde Devil.

by MassaRee July 16, 2008

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Airplane Blond

A girl who although sporting a lovely head of blond locks, comes equipped with a black box. I.e a girl who bleaches her hair.

Either that girl ove there takes ages to dye her roots black or she must be an airplane blond.

by painter April 5, 2003

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Aeroplane Blonde

Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"

Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box

by Bougmont July 14, 2008

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Blonde Blind

Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.

Eddie could tell his jockish friends were blonde blinded by the girl sitting at the bar. They were ignoring the gorgeous brunette behind the counter just to ogle the bleach blonde with horse-teeth, a hooked nose, and way too much make-up.

by GoodTaste November 3, 2012

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