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Cake ..
Moist ..
Coffee was decent too
Strangely asked if I wanted two slices
I looked to see if anyone behind me, around …
Nope, did I expect anyone .. lol nope
The lady that parks opposite mine serving me ..
Wonder what she meant?
Anyway, hope your day was …
Good I guess. …
Realised we weren’t meant be after all…
Carrot and walnut ..
Probs should be the names of the 2 demon babies …
Strange how their dads are clones …
Life … weird and err .. wander full
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when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
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When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.
Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.
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its a tampony or msomething u stick up ur hole when tom is visiting for a weekish time
her rag carrot string is showing out of her bathing suit bottom lets pull it
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Term used to describe a penis after having anal sex. Used as a derogatory term.
That dude is such an anal carrot.
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When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.
I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.
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A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl
Girl: Take your pants off
Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross
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