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Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity
Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo
The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.
“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”
A special dildo disguised and your average cucumber. When one squeezes both sides of the cucumber it begins to light up and vibrate.
Lauren brought her cucumber 10,000 to the sleep over yesterday. Let’s just say no one slept that night.
The act of shoving freshly picked garden vegetables (preferably cucumbers) up your partners then blocking it from coming out with an anal bead.
Lets try the Ukrainian Cucumber!
“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.
“Oh snap is that a cucumber”
“nah that’s just John”
“man he is really Cucumbering hard”
“Where were you last night?”
“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”
“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
When a man rests each ball on each eye of a girl, like a cucumber slice
She said her eyes hurt after we tried cucumbering.
When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.
I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.