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A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls
The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
cucumber loves me
A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)
WOAH! i just ate some shrooms and saw docile-cucumbers!