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A girl who is under the legal drinking age, and so must order a soda instead of alcoholic beverage when dining.
Bartender: "What will it be?"
Man: "I'll have a beer, and she will have a diet coke."
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a diet, that everyone seems to be on. incredibly annoying with all this damn talk about it.
person: that guy who invented the atkins diet, died overweight.
other person: guess he didn't walk the talk
person: yeah, boo
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A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.
“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”
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Refers to someone who says they will start their diet next week, tomorrow or a specified date.
Example 1
Person 1: Here have a cupcake
Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday
Example 2
Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?
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A term applied to women who are bisexual. It may also be applied to women who are "bicurious," or straight and willing to experiment.
A: Check out that diet lesbian; she was dancing with that guy, now she's all over that girl.
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An ass diet is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. The increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract.
This procedure can result in weight loss.
An ass diet may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material or detritus from sexual activity adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity. An ass diet used before anal sex should not be used consistently and contents should be removed afterwards. Continual usage of an ass diet may be harmful for the anal cavity.
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When your world crashes around you; the rapid weight loss experienced subsequent to the break-up of a committed relationship.
Even though Marie’s life is in shambles she looks great thanks to the Hindenburg diet.
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