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An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
To catch that dust means that a thirsty person is reaching, reaching for air, reaching for the dust. Dust meaning nothing. Zilch. Nada.
Used in sarcasm to provoke someone to keep reaching and trying to catch the dust. Because they will not be able to grab anything!
"keep grabbing and trying to catch that dust you thirsty sugamuma"
The act of purposely driving on the shoulder of the road to shoot rocks or other debris at the car behind to prevent tailgating.
Dude the guy driving behind us is tailgating you, start gravel dusting him so he backs off.
The act of ripping heinous ass in the hallway adjacent to a row of cubicles and walking away as if nothing happened. The resulting stench may or may not overpower the unlucky occupants who happen to be happily working away in the cubicles closest to the blast radius.
Heather: "Man it really stinks, do you smell that Steven?"
Steven: "Yup, it smells like someone has been cube dusting a load of asshole."
Heather: "Damn that must be it! Jay just walked by to go to turn in his TPS report."
Blue methamphetamine or meth. Used as a street name for the common drug.
Chad told Evan to get him some blue dust.
v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster
When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
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