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Can I jump your fence?

To initiate sex.

This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.

Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)

by wheerandbiskey November 13, 2016


Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor

Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!

by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018


Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 1, 2011

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can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.

" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."

by scodder June 12, 2010

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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader Iโ€™m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader Iโ€™m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader Iโ€™m not rude I guess

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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Can I have your 7s'?

Can I have you're digits?
Can I have you're number?
The typical, ghetto, black guy would ask this to a girl completely out of his league.

Ayo girl, Can I have your 7s'?
Lemme' get yo' 7s'.
Can I get those 7s'?

by FarrahSaysHi January 21, 2012

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Can I Borrow Some Swag?

When someone has a lot of swag (see sex appeal or charism) and you want some of it - this is what you ask them.

Damn. Look at you, brah. Can I borrow some swag?

by Iconoklastic~ February 22, 2010

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