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window theory

Fucking shit film about a bunch of gay guys-losers.
The muscles on them,jesus christ its sickening!!!!

"window theory, fags mad about each other"

by lenkylicious August 11, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


chaos theory

A great excuse to lose a game -- some thing else somehow caused you to mess up, such as a butterfly flapping its wings too hard in Tokyo

I lost causa all them dumb physicists discovering chaos theory

by Dude September 10, 2003

71๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conspiracy theory

A conspiracy theory is an alternative explanation of an event or situation that differs from the narrative of mainstream media, history books or others means.

Most conspiracy theories revolve around controversial topics like 9/11, vaccines, frauds, aliens.
Some conspiracies are batshit crazy and have little to no evidence. Others are just crazy and controversial to some but have very validity and evidence to be recognized as true. There are examples of conspiracies that have been proven as true but were seen as impossible or improbable in the past.
The word is often used from as an ad hominem to the theory and it's arguments and to try to discredit the person expressing it.

I can't trust the politicians and the media. I mean, they have a track record of lies and bullshit. This is nothing but a 24/7 news & propaganda cycle to enslave your mind while making you believe that you're free. This is my conspiracy theory about all of these TV programs and channels.

by mollyxanlean December 14, 2020

37๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chaos Theory

When you get fucked by a mathematician.

Chaos Theory is my favorite type of sex.

by raptorlafayeet March 11, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


fan theory

A form of contemporary critical theory, in which the audience analyzes the text and creates a new interpretation that explains โ€œwhat really happened,โ€ creating a separate narrative aside from or within the narrative

One popular James Bond fan theory suggests that Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem) is the biological son of M (Judi Dench) in the 2012 film Skyfall.

by bulwerlytton April 14, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brigand Theory

A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.

The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.

Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.

"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.

dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?

dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.

by Pitoyable May 10, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Exit Theory

Rock band in San Diego, California that has a heavy alternative genra.

Exit Theory kills it.

by Hollman April 24, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž