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A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)
I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.
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When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!
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v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.
1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs
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what you say to someone when you are of english descent
English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?
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A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.
flogging the dolphin masturbation
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In December you can grab as much ass as you want.
Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week
Person 2:yeah
Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.