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(n) A woman, particulary of Asian descent or nationality, that dates or marries a white man for the sake of money or gaining a visa into the man's home country.
"Did you see that asian chick with that old af dude?"
"Yeah man she's a ling ling."
Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!
Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.
Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck
Wierd behaviour
Being out of character for someone you know
'Mate, hes been proper linge lately'
Just and simply the best. You'll never meet anyone like him. You may want to date him but he wouldn't bother cause he's the best. He loves nothing but himself
I am Linges.
A bit of a pedophile who Goes to Hallmead school, very small cock
1:Ugh my dick went limp
2: Yeah my pussy is dry all of a sudden
Adam: Hey there kids *Rape*
1:oH BOI HERE IS AN adam ling
A girl that only Jeff will love. The most beautiful girl and smart and patient, a girl who is quiet but noisy when there’s no one
Ling Jing is my gf