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A secret way in which you can discuss your poo.
I'm sorry but i just did the biggest mary in your bathroom
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the asian molly, which makes you all chris brown and knock your girlfriend's lights out.
example: my friend popped some mary's last nite and roughed up his bitch
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Shes the girl that you grew up with that took care of that bully for you in the fourth grade. As such, you are obligated to be her friend for life. Shes wild and crazy but not in the way that really smart or creative people are. You are the most adventurous person in her world because you always take her on hiking trips at least 100 miles from any city or town. Most of her ideas and opinions are a cause for concern. This is ok because she had her license revoked, has never held a job, and is not allowed near children. She has 30 cats. Marys are typically not physically harmful and are usually agreeable but are also very open to suggestion. Never get more than one Mary together in the same 100sqft space. The number one concern of any friend of a Mary is reddit. A Mary should always be monitored by someone but this is not an easy thing to do. When left unattended, a Mary will instinctively logon to reddit. This is not usually a problem but for reasons unknown to science, a Mary is able to signal to other Marys about the login. Help save reddit and monitor your Mary.
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A generic name that gay men use to address each other, typically in a friendly manner. Similar to Nancy, with the latter often used by both gay and straight people and usually meant pejoratively.
Very subtle, Mary. I'm sure he has no idea that you are strictly dickly.
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Mary is that one super religious girl no man can pick up with a working arcade crane.
“Hey who’s that hot stuff?”
“That’s Mary. Rumor has it that she signed a chastity pledge at age 1.”
“Damn.”
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She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
Mary is also the best niggah you could have I mean look at her niggah material
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