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Albion Michigan

Albion Michigan was once a Boom town that has now become a dilapidated shell. The Originating families are so inbred they are mentally fragile and hate outsiders. This continues the inbreeding cycle they prefer.

The once industrial city withered and rotted under ignorance. The school system being substandard for so many years along with the inbreeding has produced a community Ill-equipped to deal with the realities from the outside world or any real-world problems it may face.The City is staffed only with friends and relatives. The level of Nepotism along with much-needed chlorine in the gene pool has been a formula for failure. Failure of the local education system, infrastructure failure, failure to grow or thrive.Albion Michigan can not continue to operate broke it has been limping by on Federal Grants for many years . The community is codependent on the welfare system to include social security disability income. Albion Michigan does not have an economy.

Albion Michigan should of been named Deliverance it's filled with inbred racists.

by freshman2019 February 17, 2019


Michigan Mudslide

The act Of violently shitting on one’s stomach before any type of sexual action, followed by sliding on the person’s stomach head first right onto his or her genitalia. This will then cause a muddy 69, but that’s another story.

I always perform a Michigan Mudslide before even thinking about getting freaky.

by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019


Michigan Football

Funny Huh? lol

O-H-I-O

That chick was ugly, she looked like michigan football.

Hey Jim, What Matt? That guy tried to suck my dick. I think they call that playing michigan football in that state up north.

by buckeyefan101 September 24, 2009


Michigan State

a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan.
c) for students with SAT scores of 400.

Jeff was foeced to attend Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan.

by Michigan College Rankings January 18, 2005


Michigan Wolverines

The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.

There is nothing quite like Michigan Football.

by mark May 07, 2005


michigan wolverines

The best football team ever who has the most wins in college history at 824 and has been a team for 132 years. Has beat michigan state 67 times and lost 32 and tied 5. Michigan State will never be as good as the Wolverines.

Michigan rivalry teams- Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, and Minesota.

michigan wolverines are the best football team in college history.

by UofM4life<3 November 24, 2011


Michigan Jackpot

You need 2 people, one person to do the act, and the other to make the bet. This is where, u bet your friend 2 dollars on the condition that you can flick a quarter into a girls cleavage. You aim, fire, and if it goes in, you pull her arm and scream jackpot! You've won the 2 dollars. However, if it misses, you have to reach down her shirt to retrieve your quarter.

"Paul, I'll bet you cant Michigan Jackpot that girl over there" "By God Cody, I think you have yourself a bet!"

by Pappa Pamp October 23, 2007