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Poker

A sharp object that can hurt or cut someone

He got hit with a poker

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021


Poker

An Arctic Fox. It's named this because it uses it's muzzle as a drill to absolutely demolish anything that dares to move under the frozen hellscape of the arctic. It pokes.

That poker looks really fluffy.

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019


poker

really good at draining your money

i just lost everything playing poker is Las Vegas

by big_al's_bf June 17, 2022


Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.

Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.

by Jonathan A. Duncan March 09, 2011


Poker Analyzer

Poker Analyzer is designed with cell phone exterior appearance, but with a personalized program provides the poker shark with a readout which is developed to read the marks on the edges of marked playing cards.

The cheating function of Poker Analyzer is protected by a hidden password way which is powered by the Android app. Once poker analyzer device receives the data about the marked cards, it will analyze the game outcome automatically, various results are supported.

When Tony played Texas Holdem game with his friends last week, he got caught when he using poker analyzer to know the winner of the game.

by Cardslenses November 01, 2018


Poker on the 8th

A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

Daniel is having friends round if you fancy some poker on the 8th?

by rusTyJim July 29, 2020


ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

by PapaDroe February 08, 2018