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When Hillary dabs and whips and still doesn't become president
I'm still quite mad dude, she should've won with her sad-hillary
When you're feeling really down about something but you wanna get a quicky in.
"Dude, I was thinking about her again...
I just needed one bad, so I just sad jerked it."
I . When a male is engaging in an act of vigorous masterbation and is ready to induce a romantic explosion. However, the contents of the scene in the pornographic film unexpectedly switches to less desirable content after the masterbater has already committed to purging gametes. The resulting effect is the masterbater attempting to cease the ejaculation but experiences a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
II . When a male is participating in sexual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. The male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
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No orgasm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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Examples:
I . Ya this one time I was watchin' a random video I found and it seemed legit so I took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . I tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.
II . Dasheekee was givin' me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin' Legend of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so I told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.
A very sad meme, usually stated as a response to something bad happening in the present, past, or future. This saying is a derivative of "Sad Face".
Person 1: I failed my exam bro.
Person 2: Sad meme.
Person 1: We are out of weed.
Person 2: Sad memeeeeeeee.
Person 1: I think we are going to lose the game.
Person 2: Sad meme, why do you think that?
When a person Likes their own post, they're a Sad Liker. The reason behind doing this is because they found their post decent, so they don't want to take it down, but it wasn't noticed by anybody else. It's existence is useless. So, to avoid embarrassing themselves, they create the illusion that someone actually cared about the shit they had to say.
We've all been there. Don't lie to yourself.
Stephanie: "Whoa! Dude! Have you seen your last post? It has ZERO likes!"
Kevin: "WUT?" *Furiously logs in to his account*
Stephanie: "And you were so popular, too... Where are all your followers at?"
Kevin: *Quietly clicks the thumbs-up*"What are you talking about? It has a like."
Stephanie: "I see through your lies, Kevin... You Sad Liker."
When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:
1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.
2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.
3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!
Steve: What’s up with John?
Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.
Steve: Oh. Ok.
An anal sexual act where the partner completes the transaction by defecating in the bed.
Last night was amazing. After watching the Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Championship I had sex with my girl and she let out a Sad Curry.
