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Survivors way of interrogating someone who assaulted them on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve.
Survivors aren’t done ending lewd force
They (him/her) saw the sad elf on the shelf each holiday as a reminder of judgement.
When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.
Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?
when you have a masti time but with tears. (tears can be used as lube if needed)
Hey man, just had me a sad masti. shit was a real tear jerker
When Hillary dabs and whips and still doesn't become president
I'm still quite mad dude, she should've won with her sad-hillary
When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:
1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.
2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.
3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!
Steve: What’s up with John?
Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.
Steve: Oh. Ok.
A person belonging to a subset of hipster culture that clashed with emo culture, resulting in someone called a sad flower. You can find them in coffee shops that "no one knows about" wearing vintage clothing, typically with their shirt tucked in and has some sort of "troubled past" despite usually not being all that troubled. May also cause you to cringe.
Other signs someone is a sad flower include:
•Smoking cigarettes
•Greasy hair
•Loves long, artsy movies
•Artsy photography (usually accompanied by a photography Instagram account they hope will be discovered by someone. An agent? Their ex lover? Who knows.)
•Loves to talk about how much they hate their life
•Music taste falls somewhere between indie bands, old classics or 80's music, and punk rock
•Collects vinyl and frequently asks if you also collect vinyl
•Fake deep poetry
•Can't stick to one partner because they're "a troubled spirit" that needs to find themselves for the 50th time this week
"Oh my god, look Marcy, here comes Matt"
"Ugh he is such a sad flower, always talking about his troubled past and asking if we collect vinyl. I bet he's gonna wanna take pictures of us"
An anal sexual act where the partner completes the transaction by defecating in the bed.
Last night was amazing. After watching the Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Championship I had sex with my girl and she let out a Sad Curry.