When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
Getting 2 foot kicked in the back of the head and then shat on
Had a right goer last night pal, she wanted the Angry seagull
The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.
Seagulling is illegal in most states.
Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.
To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.
Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.
Casino speak. The act of looking for left over tickets worth pennies or coins left in the slot machine payout trays. Also unplayed credits. Seagullers roam the aisles looking for these. Casinos frown on this and if caught you can get kicked out 10-86.
Security guard on radio: "Dispatch we have a female in Area 4 seagulling she will be a code 10-86"
Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.
I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)
When your having a romantic evening on the beach with your girlfriend and you decide that having sex in missionary is too boring, you then pop your self out stick it in the sand and then back. She immediately starts making a sound like a seagull.
Dude 1: my girlfriend got a uti
Dude 2:how?
Dude 1: I gave a good old seagulling.