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Soggy Monkey

When one receives a very sloppy blowjob while the girl puffs out her cheeks (like a monkey), then when the dick is wet enough, slip it in her ear. Extra points if the ear drum is punctured.

Dude, i think my girl is deaf after we tried the soggy monkey last night!

by screaminluke July 10, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Ankles

The condition that happens when you go for a piss but don't want touch your cock. You manoevre it out of your pants without touching it and don't hold it in your hand. The problem occurs when you don't do the three shakes and the piss then rolls down your leg when you get your cock back in your pants.

Ah shit Brian, I just did a no touch cock piss and now have soggy ankles

by Almeria August 22, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


soggy bottom

When a girl gets wet from being aroused, and her juices seep down to her ass crack makeing it soggy.

I gave that bitch a soggy bottom!

by 52 year old virgin November 18, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy burrito

A sweaty mexican vagina

This mexican girl just worked a double and now hasa soggy burrito.

by flinbacon April 27, 2015

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Dog

This sexual maneuver is undertaken while having anal sex with a woman in the doggy style position, and then proceeding to pee in her butt prior to climax.

(Note: The biological feasibility of this act is still under investigation.)

That girl has a really hot ass. Iโ€™d love to Soggy Dog her.

by frush July 5, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


soggy flauta

A man's soft, floppy uncut penis.

When I brought home Manuel from the club and showed him my chocolate starfish nothing happened because of his soggy flauta.

by texas toehog July 28, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soggy Bread

The act of urinating on a woman's yeast infection, then proceeding to provide oral stimulation

Man I really need some mouthwash, I just gave that girl some serious soggy bread

by Furburgers October 1, 2015

17๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž