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a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.
she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...
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Slang term for a mans purple headed womb ferret.
"Darling, I've heard that you play a musical instrument. Wrap your lips around my Blue Veined Flute & lets see what note cums out."
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An object of the joint-building persuasion, consisting of a range of joints stuck together with extra long perpendicular paper tying the rolled joints together, from shorter to longer, with different kinds of chronic inside it, making so that you can "play the dutch pan flute", meaning you're taking hits from several different weeds or hash in a pattern you choose yourself, thus creating a melody of savors in your mouth, and a fuckin' trainwreck in your head.
Usually, this is done while the attendants are able to score a shitload of different shit, for the purpose of the flute building you would indeed need at least twenty different substances to make it really interesting. To make it smart, you usually line up the shit from mellow to oh-my-god-this-is-strong, so you can play to flute from left to right and get increasing power going to your brain.
Chris : Hey man, we gotta stop goin to the coffee shop when we're stoned out of our asses. Look at all this weed and hash we bought again, no way I'm gonna retain my sanity after that.
Louis : Don't pussy out on me right now bitch, let's roll a fuckin dutch pan flute and we'll get through this pile of happiness in a jiffy.
Chris : Man, you crazy !
Louis : Shut up and get some cardboard and paper.
Chris : Roger that.
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A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
The sound of a pan flute being played, but generated solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.
No real pan flutes are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic pan flutes are employed.
Hey Dan, you've got to download the Commodore Amiga demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and the Silents! Its zax has a synthetic pan flute you've just GOT to hear!!!
The act of swallowing semen, followed by a shot of Irish whiskey.
Every St. Patrick's Day, Ann anticipates the tradition of partaking in an Irish Flute.
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Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.
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