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(verb) to make someone feel like a winner even though they're being hustled or otherwise taken advantage of; to pimp or exploit someone without their knowledge.
Derived from a 2013 Kickstarter campaign in which actor Zach Braff successfully convinced fans to donate over $3 million to fund his next movie, even though he had more than enough personal wealth, Hollywood connections, and white male privilege to do it himself.
1. Only a true player can Zach Braff a ho into thinking that her life is glamorous and great while she's whoring herself out to give all her money to him.
2. He Zach Braff'd over $3 million out of those fools. They're excited as hell even though they're only getting t-shirts and DVDs and won't see a dime of profit. That wealthy bastard has my utmost respect.
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An MTV RW and Challenge series cast member who frequently degrades women with the belief that he's entitled to demonstrate superiority being part of the 'greater species'. This little bitch cries when he's tasked to complete challenges that involve changes in barometric pressure i.e. underwater dives & uphill climbs. He literally curls his herculean body into the fetal position and screams a high-pitched banshee scream and lashes out at onlookers who are in disbelief of the pitiful sight, hypocrisy and piss poor sportsmanship. Oddly, he also restricts his dating pool to an incestuous subset of only MTV cast members and turns hateful once the relationship fizzles out.
'Women are inferior to men' - zach nichols
'Women are swamp donkeys' - zach nichols
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Zach is an adorable loving person. He may be stupid but he means the world. He may wear mismatched vans but who cares he is a nice, kind, loving, caring person. He's not afraid to show who he is. He's fearless. He's in a boyband. He came along way with 4 other people aka why don't we there all amazing and I will stan them and I'm pretty sure you will too. Zach's been through so much but he manages to keep his happiness with him at all times.
Zach herron is a ray of sunshine
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Zach Ryder is an immensely cool WWE superstar, with the world class catchphrase of "Woo Woo Woo!!! You Know It!!!"
He looks like a bit of a mentalist with his odd coloured shirts, sunglasses being worn indoors.
Edge "You're looking slick tonight Zach!"
Zach Ryder "Woo Woo Woo!!! You Know It!!!"
Curt Hawkins "Wheres my compliment Mr Edge?!"
Zach Ryder "Clap It Up, bro!"
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The wunderkind founder of the band, Beirut. Zach Condon is both brilliant extremely hot. Condon started producing his own music at age 15 in the Albequerque bedroom of his parents house. Since then, he dropped out of school at 16 and traveled Europe with his older brother, which was where he was introduced to music of The Konaci Orkestar and also Balkan Folk music. His first (unofficial) album The Joys of Losing Weight (which he produced under the name "Realpeople") was never released and is only available through downloads online.
Since then, the 24 year old has went on to create two full length albums, including, Gulag Orkestar and The Flying Club Cup. He has also finished three EP's: Elephant Gun,Lon Gisland, and Pompeii and in addition one double EP, March of The Zapotec & Realpeople: Holland. Condon recorded part one of the EP, March of The Zapotec, with a Mexican funeral band in Oaxaca, Mexico. He later recorded the second part in his bedroom under the moniker, "Realpeople".
Condon believes it is very important to keep the two projects, Beirut and Realpeople, seperate from each other as they have two very different sounds. Realpeople has more of a techno feel as opposed to Beirut's full brass band sound.
Condon plays countless instruments, guitar not included. When he was fourteen he broke his wrist falling of a bridge into a dry riverbed and later had surgery on it when he was seventeen. Because of this, one of his wrists is 1 & 1/2 inches shorter and, also a considerable amount less flexible than the other which makes it nearly impossible for Condon to reach his wrist around the neck of a guitar. However, Condon doesn't see this as a set back. Instead he substitutes guitar with ukelele and other instruments.
Zach Condon's Marital Status:
Sorry ladies and gents but Condon is definitely taken by Kristianna Smith. Whether he is married to her, remains uncertain but in several interviews he is wearing a gold wedding band on his left ring finger.
Person1: Zach Condon is hot, successful and has an amazing voice. I am going to marry him.
Person2: I KNOW RIGHT! Too bad he's already taken by Kristianna Smith. She's not even pretty! The Flying Club Cup was pretty amazing though!
Person1: Well, I don't know. I'm more of a Gulag Orkestar person, myself. I download The Joys of Losing Weight via Bittorrent and I'm absolutely IN LOVE with Realpeople!
Person2: Yeah! Realpeople: Holland was incredible! It's hard to believe he recorded it all in his own bedroom!
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When you get super high and fuck a girl in order to forget how ugly she is.
Damn bro I heard Chris pulled a Dirty Zach because some girl catfished him from Tinder.
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Zach Clayton aka Bruhitzach is amazing boy who any girl who could spend there rest of their life with. He's a crazy, funny, hot guy.
He's a zach clayton
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