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1. (Noun/Person) When referring to LeBron James as the Goat, typically yelling at a friend.
2. When someone does something amazing.
3. When any person dunks any object.
4. When someone makes an impossible shot (similar to "Kobe" or ",Jordan" etc.)
Friend 1: **throws a milkshake from a moving car into a trash can and makes it**
Friend 2: "LeBron Jackson!"
Where N0bleN1Njaz lands on goatnite when he drops an easy 30 bomb and gets the dub because hes goated on the sticks
yo kid im dropping lebrons house get ready for the carry
Thinking you're the best in the world and you're going to take over, even though you have no experience or skills.
That helper has Lebronitis. He told me once he learns how to read prints he "won't need me anymore", on his first day as a helper.
when lebron james crashes all over the place
just looksmaxxed my skibidi rizz level 10 with a side of lebron crashout.
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When you misspell lebron james but lowkey fuck with it and make it your whole personality. You create pictures of lebron james made of ham using ai. You make fan accounts for lebron hams on every platform, even wattpad. Your love stories on wattpad with lebron hams gain lots of attention and everyone wants to know the face behind the lebron hams obsession. Soon your best friend who was there when you misspelled lebron james, exposes you to the whole world. Once everyone finds out who the face behind lebron hams is, your middle school secret admirer changes their name and got surgery to look like the ai pictures of lebron hams to make you fall in love. That makes you very famous and you get a netflix show. The real lebron james fame is diminishing, while the lebron hams situation is thriving. The real lebron james gets pissed and finds your house and murders you with 7 gunshots to the head. Your legacy lives on and the real lebron james gets cancelled.
Yo, did you hear that the lebron hams girl got shot?
Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him