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The personification of what the U.S. has become along with its distorted conception of liberty. Ron Jeremy is to late 20th Century and early 21st Century America what Thomas Jefferson was to late 18th Century America.
Ted Koppel reported that he found himself near Ron Jeremy in an airport. Never having heard of Jeremy and finding out who he was as people mobbed Jeremy, Koppel was horrified to discover a porn star was so well-known and admired.
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When a man gets an erection while sitting down then stands up only to have a large tent pitched in his pants that is quite noticable to other people in the immediate vicinity.
I was getting sleepy at work so I got a boner as I was dozing off when the boss called me and as I stood up he saw I had a Ron Burgandy.
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The last hope for America. The only politician who actually gives a rat's ass about the Constitution.
If Ron Paul existed during the American Revolution, he would easily become one of the founding fathers.
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n. A gay idiot. A portmanteau of "homo" and "moron".
"He was complaining that he got an STD from some guy in the sauna at the YMCA"
"What a mo-ron. What was he expecting from sauna sex at the Y, a heart-felt, memorable experience?"
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ron is a bird and becky won't let him smash, please help ron by offering Becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of Ron's worthiness,
person 1: lol you know ron the bird?
person 2: what kind of question is that
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What the british call an anus that is itchy due to hair and bad hygiene.
Man I would like to wear a lacey thong today, but my Ron Corkins is really actin up!
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A quote "massive erection"- specifically one which requires that you walk-it-off.
Jesus Mary, i have a bad case of The Ron Burgundy and I am going to need to walk this off
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