An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.
Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!
Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.
A laundry basket that is used to contain a man or a woman’s belongings for ease of moving from house to house.
Amanda caught Raymond liking other girls’ photos, so she kicked him out is why he is walking with his hoe tote down the sidewalk.
A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag
Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!
A child or children that are still young enough to be carried around; Fairly young children.
That woman has tote-a-rounds. (Two small children clinging to her )
Totes - taken from the film 'I love you, man' meaning totally.
Diabol - Abbreviation of diabolical
To say that something is really bad, outrageous or just down right wrong.
That man's mustache is just totes diabol.
This night out has good from good to totes diabol