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the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.
John: What are you up to, bro?
Phil: Shit, just looking to touch down on some OCs.
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totally kick ass ipod with a touch screen.
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.
kyle: omamagawshherzzz! i just got a creative zune!!!!!!111
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*
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The opposite of having the "Midas Touch"; instead of turning to gold, whatever they touch turns to shit. Coined after the 43rd president, George "Dubya" Bush. Every business venture he was involved with, was a dismal failure.
I wouldn't want him running my company, he's got the Dubya Touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
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The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration
I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you
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To arrive at a place. Devrived from 1990s classic"Jubilee All" by DJ Jubilee line "I'm from uptown we bout to touch-down"
Me:"We coming from the Big Raggedy to go to the House of Blues. Be there in a few hours"
Friend: "Fosho. Call me when you touch-down
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When you touch a female's boob(s).
Bob: How'd it go last night?
Bill: I got in a boob touch!
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A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.
The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
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