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The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.
That water was so cold I got winter sausage.
Asthma that is brought on by physical activity done outside during winter.
I just got some serious winter asthma from running around in the snow.
The only other time of the year thots come out of pumpkin spice hibernation and are looking for new partners.
A term to describe things/situations when they are not in your favor.
Chris: Hey i heard things are doing well for GD?
Glenn: Naw man ,didnt you hear,he has lost everything,he has flown "South for the Winter!"
When your lips are all chapped and cracking from the dry winter weather.
Dude 1#: AWW Man, I got the winter lips!!
Dude 2#: Here's some lip lube then!
To spray icy-hot or another cooling agent on a man's asshole and ballsack
Did you hear John got fimble wintered.
Masturbating until your genitalia is covered in semen, then becomes very cold.
I've been masturbating, and now I'm in a Whack Winter!!!