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There are several types of poo to be produced from your very butt.
LONG HAUL - This is when the feces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.
TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers.
DROOPER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.
POUP - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.
FARTY POOP - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.
I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.
now go take a very nice poo in the toilet
Excuse me, I have to go poop now. It was your chicken noodle soup, I believe.
Same colour as black people
That nigger is the same colour as poo -A nigger himself
Steamy chocolate that plops out of ur butthole. Just awaiting to see the world outside they’re mommy’s butt wound
“Mommy come check my chocolate’” says Sofia the First
“Umm that’s not chocolate that’s poo.”
A solid waste of unburnrd carbs, fibre, dead cells and mucus produced in the rectum.
Hippopotamoosse poo.
A brown substance that is very smelly and tasty also known as faeces . its considered a naughty word to anyone under 10. Haddock lives in this smelly brown poo.