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A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce
the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.
i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'
When your partner has diarrhea get it and rim a cup with it and drink out it, out of respect.
My partner ate 3 laxatives so i did a chocolate rim.
When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.
I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.
getting very deep in conversation about one subject or another while being high, stoned, or drunk.
Rob was talking about space travel and started reaching back into the chocolate.
When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...
"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"
"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"
A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...