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When your squad goes to a public bathroom and begin urinating at the same time, creating a loud urination noise.
After the movie Tiko and his buddies went to the bathroom and began a firing squad.
Firing Squad (verb): The act of playing loud porn to mask the sounds of you having sex, so that your roommates can sleep soundly not knowing which is which.
Hey me and Ashley are about to bone, we're starting a Firing Squad though, goodnight.
the definition for the first american moon landing
"i think the fire hydrant was fake"
Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.
Don't trip on that fire hydrant!
I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!
The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.
Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830
joke don't call that
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
when something is the pinnacle of it's category not even lit or fire is enough to describe it
that is straight 'Boyne Bakery Fire'