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While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.
The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth
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If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym
My name is John Resnover III
and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.
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Pull a John Preston is the act of single-handedly fucking up a group of people in the most awesome way imaginable while using a gun/pair of guns/club/pair of clubs/katana/your bare goddamned fists. It doesn't matter what you use because you're such a badass the fight will be over in seconds leaving nothing but a circle of bodies around you.
An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
"Man, I was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. All of a sudden, some guy pulls a John Preston with a pool cue and before I know it there's, like, eight guys KO'd on the floor. It was awesome!"
"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."
"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
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Something you say to someone named John when they are being particularly loud and or annoying : best used by black Basketball coaches teaching history classes
John: *is loud*
Coach: Shut up John!!
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This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.
Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
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Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.
"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
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When you go Poop. And the dumb is so perfect. You pick up the poo and put it back in your BUMHOLE so you can Poop the perfect dump all over again.
Yo bro I just took this massive John wick shit. Was so good had to do John Wick 2 and 3. Wondering if I should do a John wick 4
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