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1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.
2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.
Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.
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When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her
I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.
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The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.
Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you
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A great example of an appropriate, humorous, and wholesome night league team name.
Me: Hey dad can I use 7 guys, 1 shy as our night league name?
Dad: sure son that sounds both hilarious and wholesome.
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Nothing really matches the coolness of an old school black guy, these are the ones who listen to Hendrix and are very against "The Man". Old old school black guys are equally cool, these are the ones who like old school jazz and are secretly against "The Man" even though their word for him was simply "Whitey". The uniform is usually sun glasses and a leather jacker and sometimes a black beret they were often members of the black panther party which was actually against bigotry rather than supportive at the time. Old old school black guys uniform will often include a corn cob pipe and straw hat.
Old old school black guy: I put on an act when I see Whitey just to humor his stupidity
OSBG: Right on
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A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.
If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.
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Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?
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