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A punch to the nuts so hard, it feels like a t-rex stood on your bois.
Greg got a good Nut Socking T-Rex the other day.
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When a hot broad is the vicinity, and you care to get their attention.
"Hey dude, look at that philly! roll down the window!" --- Hey yo T-shirt!
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The most amazing, mystical t shirt in the world. It holds powers beyond imaginable levels, ie; its a babe magnet.
OMG! did you get your Three Wolf Moon T shirt? Hell Yeah, all the babes are wanting me, despite my obesity!
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Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.
Yo you know my boy Matt? Yeah, he an accident sh*t baby.
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Carrying too much cash on your person- to the point that your wallet won't close
I don't feel safe going out with this T H I C C W A L L E T tonight!
People, often caucasian teenagers and young adults, who wear clothing with a picture of Che Guevara on the front, without any prior knoweledge of the history and legacy of his actions. Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers often mistake Che Guevara for a hybrid of Zack de la Rocha, and Hermann Krukenberg, and often aren't aware that his first name is actually 'Ernesto'.
According to many Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers Guevara was an doctor who had both his hands cut off. He then went to on perform lead vocals in Rage Against the Machine, before they changed their name to Audioslave.
Source: The Clap, 'Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer'
You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of who he is,
You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of what he did,
Your not interested in politics and you have no Cuban friends,
You Saw him on a jumper when you was just in Year 10,
You didn't know that he wasn't a singer in a political rock band...
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