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n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.
why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?
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the male equivalent of a "psycho chick/bitch." basically a guy who seems sincere, emotionally available, and affectionate until you disagree with him or catch him cheating, at which point he morphs into a defensive, mean-spirited, controlling jerk and tries to put the blame for HIS dishonest behavior on you.
I couldn't believe Derick turned out to be a Psycho Dick! He went from a dream boyfriend to an abusive jerk when his ex showed up in town.
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An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem.
Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.
In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.
The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.
Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens".
"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
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When a woman expects to get some but plans change and she has to go without getting some, so she throws a dick fit. Much like a child throwing a tantrum when they dont get what they want.
The couple had plans to spend a romantic night tigether, but due to unforseen circumstances they had to postpone their night, causing the woman to throw a dick fit.
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To feel ill from lack of penis penetration
Dawn was so dick sick she was looking at the hotdog in a entirely new light
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When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.
Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick
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A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.
I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.
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