The top definitions are wrong. Caked up either refers to:
1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.
Has nothing to do with ass.
1) Amber went a little overboard with the makeup and her face was all caked up.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.
When someone’s bootylicous
Girl 2“Damn why are the boys in my class more Caked up than me”
Girl 2:“I don’t know it’s kinda sad”
its when you when the cake when youre eating the when you cake when youre eating a slice of cake and it gets all over and youre all caked up because you the cake went all over the place because youre eating cake
Were a man has diaharrea and shits in a womans pusy, creampies her and eats it up
I just made a chocumlate cake with youre mom
Irish slang commonly used when one has too much to drink (or drugs) and gets sick or has Ill affects of having too much. Also used if you try something and fail
1.”did you see john at the party last night, he absolutely caked it and we had to bring him home”
2.Person 1: how did you get on in that test
Person 2: so bad I absolutely caked it
Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.
"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."