Canadian Pizza

A pizza topped with pepperoni, bacon and mushrooms.

This Canadian Pizza is awesome, where did you get it from?

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pizza sand

The fine, grainy stuff underneath a pizza, at the bottom of the cardboard pizza box.

"Is there any pizza left?"
"No. Just a piece of crust, and some pizza sand."

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Pizza Sweats

When you eat an inhuman amount of pizza and you start experiencing dizziness, nausea and overheating.

"Oh gosh, I should NOT have eaten that whole pizza, I got the pizza sweats!"

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pineapple pizza

The subject of many debates on the internet. Some consider pineapple pizza the vilest thing in existence; others love it.

“Can I get some pineapple pizza, please?”
“Hell no!”

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Licorice Pizza

The name of a record store chain that was founded in California. It gets its name from an old Abbott and Costello routine where they try to sell records, unsuccessfully (saying "Well we could sprinkle cornstarch on the bottom and sell them as Licorice Pizzas"). Apparently it was awesome in the seventies, but was bought out by Sam Goodie in the eighties.

Licorice Pizza is an odd name for a record store, but it makes sense once you think about it.

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pizza tumor

A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.

Customer: "I'd like a slice of cheese, please."
Sbarro employee: <Starts plating up the big bubbly piece>
Customer: "Not that one with the pizza tumor!"

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pizza the hut

Famed half man, half pizza.

"Apparently, the notorious gangster got locked in his stretched limo and ate himself to death."

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