Unaffordable Care Act

What the so-called Affordable Care Act (ACA), more commonly known as Obamacare should really be called.

Well, I lost my old insurance plan, only to have it replaced by some rip-off plan thanks to the Unaffordable Care Act. My monthly premiums are twice as much, my deductible is 4x as much, and though I am a female I have to pay for things like prostate care coverage while my grandpa is paying for maternity coverage. What idiot came up with this and said it would be great anyway?

So let me get this straight: We have to pay higher premiums, higher deductibles, and will probably have to pay for a bailout of the insurance companies on top of all that?! That's the Unaffordable Care Act for you. Thanks Obama.

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couldn't care less

A phrase meaning "The degree to which I care about this could not possibly go lower." Most people naturally interpret it to mean "I care about this as little as any human could; my degree of care is 0".

But it can also be interpreted to mean "I care about this to a certain extent (which may be a little or a whole lot) and there is no way in hell my caring is ever going to drop."

Arguments about this can get pretty heated, with Team Couldn't Care Less tending to care more.

"Guess what happened on Dancing with the Stars last night?"
"Please don't bother me with that, I really couldn't care less about it."

"Mr. Politician, do you care about America?"
"I'm glad you asked that. I care about America more than anything in the world, and I couldn't care less, not in a million years. You'll have to pry my care from my cold dead hands."

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i don't care

To not have feeling for.

I don't care if he dies

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Take care of the kid

To satisfy someone sexually; orally, usually to repay a favor.

"Sure I'll pay for your drinks, but you gotta Take care of the kid, know what I mean?

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Who fucking cares?

A simple way of oen person expressing to another they are not interested in them - or their situation.

Who fucking cares if you got screwed by the car dealership - you're stupid for shopping there!

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Take care of myself

To masturbate.

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.

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I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

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