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Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.
Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?
A group of male homosexuals getting it on. Cake is involved, too.
I sure could use a Newcastle Cheesecake right about now! It has been months, since the last get together!
When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth
Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.
Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.
Gary Write A Poem cheesecake at midnight real late midnight
extremely hard to say. even the smartest people can struggle with it; quite the tongue twister
chocolate dipped- chocolate chipped- tocolate tipped- chocolate chipped cheesesteak on a stick- chocolate dipped cheesecake on a stick! i finally got it!