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San Luis Rio Colorado

The place behind the gates of Hell, although the temperature is hotter than hell itself. Also a renowned shantytown with entitled motherfuckers who have no future. The only options are to stay and die or to move away and live to the extent of what is the real world.

Maricon: Ayy wei! Vamonos a chingar a San Luis Rio Colorado!
Mariela: Estas pendejo?? Ese lugar es un agujero de mierda, vete a la fregada, cabrón!

by ♥️ Thots Begone ♥️ June 21, 2018

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Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023


Colorado Springs Prison Facility

An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.

Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.

by Scorewith74 October 29, 2008

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Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.

Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...

by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012

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Colorado Cigar

A Blunt with 2 grams or more of Colorado's finest Chronic.

Nothing better on a fine Colorado day then a Colorado Cigar

by RockyMountanFreedom June 15, 2013


Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024


Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.

“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”

by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022