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Dam those freshman are better than are varsity team here at bartlett high school il!
Sidney, IL is a small town in central Illinois mostly comprised of corn, soybean, and Dairy Barn ice cream. There are no secrets in town, and you find your weekly bit of chicken owning, septic selling, and solar panel farming drama on Facebook page “The Sidney Scoop !” (note, there is a space between Scoop, and the punctuation !). Sidney has a fair amount of residents that will lend you the shirt off their backs in your time of need, and are naturally humble about this. There will be no bragging about being the center of the universe, or center of anything else, despite the fact that youth sports teams per capita can outplay most any around. What Sidney lacks in stop lights, it makes up for with small town hospitality.
I drove through Sidney, IL and almost blinked and missed it.
A very small town in illinos. If you blink you will miss it. There is about 12 houses but only 7 or 8 are lived in. This is also the home of the J&J Motorsports race team.
I think we just drove through Grove City, IL
A small town in Central Illinois that claims the status of "Center of the Universe".
It's a very family oriented community with amazing food offered at the Philo Tavern and has the convenience of a Dollar General store for most of those quick needs, a Casey's general store/gas station and a 66 Fuel stop as well.
There is also a great hair salon in town with great customer service.
As with most small towns, they take their youth baseball and softball programs very seriously.
Eat, sleep, breathe... summer sports.
GREAT community to raise a family!
Come on over to Philo, IL for great food, great friendly conversation and just relax!
This town has so much ghetto it cannot be understood.
Frankfort, IL ghetto.
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Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.
“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”
It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”
This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.